Welcome to the Sh*tshow /alcohol affinity sarcastic door hanger/ Housewarming gift

This is a perfect door hanger to make everyone giggle right from your front porch!!

All items are HANDMADE and HAND PAINTED from wood and some wood grain, distressing, texture, knots and or splits will vary from sign to sign. We truly love working with wood, because no 2 pieces are alike because of the natural imperfections.

Our signs are recommended for indoor use or on covered doors, and inside covered porches.

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Our current production time is 10 business days but we try to ship as fast as possible. Our door hangers are shipped Priority USPS so please allow 3-5 business days for delivery. If you live near the Rockledge FL area, we do allow for local pick up. Please use the code PICKUP at checkout for shipping discount if you plan on picking it up.

-Each sign is painted with high quality latex paint to resist fading.
-In order to keep costs down and be environmental friendly we do not top coat our signs and door hangers. If you choose you can give it a quick spray coat of water based polyurethane.